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Enclosed is your free sample!

July 4th, 2006

Sometimes I sign up online for free samples. You know, things like Jelly Belly candies, or a new Swiffer product. Maybe some Dentyne Ice.

Yesterday I got a good sized padded envelope in the mail.

“Enclosed is your free sample!”, it proclaimed joyously.

“Excellent!”, I thought.

I am pretty sure I never signed up for this one.

5 comments to “Enclosed is your free sample!”

  1. Perhaps they’re just gifted with foresight or something.

         by Eric July 5th, 2006 at 10:41 am

  2. What a crappy sample!

         by Thaed July 5th, 2006 at 5:34 pm

  3. I want to get samples like that!!! All I ever get is catalogs for really ugly shit.

         by Erin Landweber July 6th, 2006 at 1:32 am

  4. Okay I thought I was the only one who recieved this little unrequested sample, good to know I’m not the only one:)

         by Faedra July 11th, 2006 at 12:26 pm

  5. I tried this but it didn’t work at all. And I shoved the pills WAY up my butt.

         by Mr. Fabulous July 18th, 2006 at 6:16 pm

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