Archive for July, 2006

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Haiku

Monday, July 17th, 2006

ambien capsule
my limbs shake like green jello
your work here is done

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Enclosed is your free sample!

Tuesday, July 4th, 2006

Sometimes I sign up online for free samples. You know, things like Jelly Belly candies, or a new Swiffer product. Maybe some Dentyne Ice.

Yesterday I got a good sized padded envelope in the mail.

“Enclosed is your free sample!”, it proclaimed joyously.

“Excellent!”, I thought.

I am pretty sure I never signed up for this one.