This is *not* Sofa Saga 2005.
January 9th, 2006This entry is where I tell the long, involved, and irritating tale known as “Sofa Saga 2005″.
It’s so long and involved and irritating that just thinking about it raises my blood pressure.
So I’m not going to tell you about it.
Just know that it went on for over three months, and involved a sofa being made in the wrong color, a chair and ottoman made with the wrong legs, endless unreturned phone calls, culminating in me having an honest to goodness screaming match with Fred the sofa guy.
(Ok, fine, so I told you a little about it. This is just the tip of the tip of the tip of the iceberg. Trust me when I say you don’t want to hear the long version. Really.)
The story ends with Fred the sofa guy leaving a 2 pound box of See’s chocolate outside the door of my house. Which I ate. I mention it because that’s really the only good part about my whole experience with these morons.
Wait, you ate the chocolate? Was that before or after you got sick?
Just kidding
Mmmm…See’s chocolate. :up: It’s so amazing how quickly it disappears.
I want to hear the long version.
Trust me, Steve. You don’t have enough time.