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He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named

June 26th, 2005

Someone I know has a wart on his toe. I started teasing him about it. A lot. He eventually snapped and asked me, very sternly, to stop mentioning it.

So I named it Voldewart.

One comment to “He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named”

  1. OK, I’m totally certain you weren’t this funny in high school. Or I would remember incidents of wetting myself.

         by Abby June 27th, 2005 at 5:26 am

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