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Is this your rake?

I went out into the yard today to do a little gardening. Imagine my surprise when I found that someone had pitched this rake over my fence into my yard, where it was resting on top of one of my flower beds. What the hell?

And it’s not just any rake, mind you. It’s a creepy, rusty, angry rake. The angriest of all of rakes. It’s actually seething. Watch it seethe. It’s all seethy.

Sadly, my rusty bird garden statues seemed to recognize it as one of their own and even perked up a bit when I put it near them. Now they are friends.